random stuff

do i look thinner ???

i know my hair is messed up...

spent 2 hrs doing this in the rain and in the hot sun


i love climbing ^^
dont you ??


top 3 things i like ppl to say to me

1. come i belanja you
2. you look 17 ( alot of ppl say dat )
3. you lost weight

ps : if you ppl try 2 blackmail me with my lala pose you r gonna find a new home

Awesome 80's

Been awol for awhile so i guess i will start by introducing a show i am current watching...

Its one of the most epic shows ever...

The A-Team

I am sure atleast sum of you must have heard of it ( used to play on metro tv last time if i am not mistaken ).For those of you of haven heard of it ( sad cases ) let me give a brief intro for you...

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In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a millitary court for a crime they didnt commit.These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.Today still wanted by the goverment, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you got a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-team...

• Hannibal - the leader and the expert of disguises ( famous phrase : i love it when a plan comes together )



• Faceman - the team con-artist and ladies man

• B.A Baracus - mechanic and overall muscle man ( MR. T !!!!! )





• "howling mad " Murdock - expert pilot and lunatic ( stays in a mental hospitol literally )

Seriously it is a must to watch for those who haven seen it..

Damn...the tv shows of the 80's are so dam awesome !!!

sweet dreams or a beautiful nightmare...

I have been bit lz 2 blog recently so it has been pretty empty here....

So anyways...

Yesterday afternoon i dreamt of having sum peanut cookies my friend baked for me...She does this baking thing and had given my family a batch few weeks ago...Needless to say it tasted sooooo good till u gotta keep eating it...

I dreamt she made another batch and as i took 1 i couldnt resist and ended up taking ALOT... and all the while i was feeling screwed that all my effort in training would have wound back to zero after eating all those cookies...It was a terrible feeling >.<

When i woke up i felt bad that i had eaten all those cookies....then i realised it was only a dream...

Shyt man...its like only day 4 and i dreaming of food already....

random note : i chew gum when i am hungry...

yea i know i am desperate

>.<

a phone call

ring ring...

matt : hello???

danny : hey matt,sorry was in pasar malam so i dint hear u call.So whats up

matt : i dun think i can climb tomorro...i injured my wrist and my abs but i should b climbing on sunday...

danny : owh...cause my friend is bringing 6 girls and i need ppl host...But i guess i can find sum1 else...

matt : owh....

~silence~

danny : you thinking of coming now right ??

DAM U DANNY !!!!

everyone has their act pro moments...

I got myself a virtual tummy tuck...

LOL

I have matured...

Since February...i started studying seriously for the 1st time..

Going to tution on mondays after college and saturday.....

Staying back on tuesdays to thursday in the library..

The time there seemed to drag on and on in the cold enviroment....

Staying back until 7.30 to around 8.30...

The hours spent on playing quadrapop and reading Harry Potter when i was bored and tired of studying.....

Walking to pyramid in the dark and spending time waiting for the bus which takes longer than usual due to the heavy traffic...

This went on until the faithful day of my exams...

And today i got the results....

Could it have been better???

Could i have done more ???

Maybe it just wasnt the right course for me ???

I just dunno....

But i know 2 things for sure...

I have no regrets retaking 2 subjects even if it meant taking 5 subs...

and most importantly...

I just gotta move forward knowing that i did wat i thought was best at that time....

everybody do the 300

hopefully by the end of the 3rd month, every1 of the sandy workout crew can do the 300...

but 4 now...

100 is pushing it haha

BUT I AINT GIVING UP !!!

come on 8 pecs

i am getting desperate..

It was 3 against 1...

The 1st shot missed and i managed to tap the 2nd 1.

I grabbed the rebound and saw uncle was free...

My feet were firm and as i was about to pass...

Herman crashed into me...

My left leg bended till it touched the floor...

Luckily i was bending low so i just rolled on the floor to cushion my ankle...



It was my left ankle again...

Hopefully it wont be injured...

~ i think lifeless ppl watch romance shows...~

I am so screwed

i wanna go out !!!

i wan go see ice age 3...

who wan go with me

~my body is gonna hurt like hell tomorro~

the world is still safe...for now atleast

Recently there were sum rumours of Megan Fox being a guy...




WELL THATS TURNED OUT TO BE FALSE....





Y ??? According 2 research done by sandy's own darryl sien... women have like 2 "knobs" or sumthing at their hip on their back...Its a anatomical fact i guess.Doing his research by looking at alot of Megan Fox pics, he discovered she indeed has those female characterisctisc...





Therefore, it cant be she changed sex as the bone structure wun change..





Phew...The world can sleep in peace now haha...

Though the fact that burger king has no free refils kinda shows that the end is near...

On a diff note...i saw the 1 of the best candidate to help me accomplish my dream job...

Unfortunately, she is a daughter of a politician...

Dammit zzzzz

e-mails

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS



Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



OFFICE ARITHMETIC



Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



Longlevity



Married men live longer than single men,but married men are alot more willing to die.

Discussion Techique

A women has the last say in any arguement.
Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new arguement.

i hate cockroaches...

me : lalala can go bath and then go dota...

cockroach : lalala i can go chill in the bathroom...

bathroom door opens....*creak*

Matthew and cockroach see each other...

*stare*

5 sec later...

me : Wtf...got a f***ing cockroach here...

cockroach : knn... got sum guy wan to bath so late....

Matthew looks for spray while cockroach looks for a place to hide...

5 min later...

me : no sign of the roach...i think i go bath now...

cockroach : i guess he left...time for me to chill

Matthew 1/2 way bathing...

me : wtf...its back again.Dammit cant wash my hair...Stupid cockroach go 2 sum chinese house...

cockroach : omg...of all the houses in the neighbourhood why must i land in this indians 1...

Cockroach leaves and Matthew finishes bathing quickly...

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this is based what happened 5 min ago.. i think the narations are correct

I hate roaches =.=

whats worse than a cockroach ???

a Flying cockroach...

point of view...

u know the picture of a cup 1/2 filled with water ??

Ppl say if u say its half full you are optimistic and if its half empty you are a the opposite right ??

For me, it depends wats in the cup.If its a cheap teh o'ais then i would say its half empty so i can order another 1.However if its sumthing like starbucks, it would b half full so dat way i feel i dun need to get another 1.

But most days for me...i am just too lazy to order the 2nd teh o' ais and wun go 2 places with exp drinks....

Just my point of view i guess...

Wat do you all think ???

~nowdays looking at expensive food makes me full~

career choices

I have let my blog die for like 1 month+ cause of exams and all so i guess i am back to blogging.Then again not many ppl read it so i guess it doesnt really matter...





Anways...i got 2 options of career choices at the moment(i change my mind really quick )





So choice 1 - pharmacy...I guess it requires good A lvls results ( i did my best or almost my best ) and should b quite pro in chemistry...Its takes i think 3 and a 1/2 years or around there so i guess dats a long time and i have 2 do houseman ship after i grad.My advantages i guess are is dat my mum is a doctor and my brother is finishing up his pharmacy course...There should be a good pay off considering that it is definately not a ez course and i guess my sosial life will suffer.





and my other option at the moment is ....







House husband...Haha bet u didnt see that coming. Pretty much requires a pretty rich working wife ( which i think is DAM rare now days ). How do i get the $$$??? By gambling obviously... Go play poker tai di and especially mah jong with the other house wifes/husbands...I think my tai di is not 2 bad and i just need sum exp on mahjong and i would be fine,,, if my wife lets me gamble haha...

mah jong any1 ??? seriously...

Nowdays its so hard to find ppl to play sum sports to relax...I guess most of my friends are cheap , lazy B@stards...=.=

Go play sum sports la dammit.....

Labour Day

Ok so i spelt it right this time...

So anywayz...spent the whole day out this time.Went climbing with Brandon,Danny,Vincent, the Foo brothers, shahin and Nizar. We climbed for like 8 hrs ( 10-6 ), the longest ever i have ever climbed. Took sum pictures and posted them on facebook.Too bad i dunno how 2 tag ppl =.=

Oh yea... i managed 2 climb the Sentinel using only 1 color haha. 15m straight up with ntg but a little strenght and technique.Sadly i dun have a pic of dat. Pretty cool climbing expereience dat day, especially when u climb with alot of friends.

Went straight 2 Sandy and played sum bball. The black army along with Hong kit and Andrew beat Gay roo, andy and timothry 15-14 with me being the top scorer (atleast 4 out team ). I feel so pro.

At night,went Brandons house for sum friday night mah jong. For most of us it was the 1st time playing it and was pretty fun. My mah jong skillz ownz man... Must play it more often. Arthur and Darryl were more 2 Guitar hero. Looks like there aint gonna be any dj rockstars anytime soon.

Exams starts on the 13 and i am so not ready

~weeeeeeeeeee~

30th time lucky

finally beat danny in minesweeper flag

1st time beat him since i knew him...in form 3


IN YOUR FACE DANNY !!!



exam starts 13 may...
god help me

tagged by andrea...

DIRECTION: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a post with sixteen random things, habits or goals about you. At last, choose five people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them.




1 . i finally got time 2 do this tag

2 . i am currently chatting on msn with miss dorris ( former trainee teacher ) for the 1st time since she left cause its her bday, or sum random e-mail told me

3 . the flavour of the month is emo

( i feel like the camera man )

4 . No matter how long i climb i am still very afraid of heights

i respect them

5 . guys who go 2 the david archuletta concert without a date are fags....

6 . I didnt know there are ppl who are worse than z lek in sports...

i think they look like this

7 . I am currently adding whoever facebook says i may know...

8 . I always see him at blitz ( i wonder y i have his pic ... )

If i were dat lifeless i would cover my face too

9 . Sumhow i think canadians look like this thx 2 south park

sorry nicque haha

10 . my finals are so near i can see it

11 . the ultimate skill of life

12 . You may look innocent buts its cruel to temp ppl with baskin robbins... EVIL !!!!! You know who are ~ i so wan a ice cream ~

13 . Parkour rox...It shows the awesomeness of the human body

14 . Hope to be able 2 do this by december

15 . green hair ppl are gay... cough cough

16 . tags are tiring.... took me dam long 2 do this

I tag danny and whoever wants 2 do this...

who says girls arent horny...

During ns, was playing sum footsal with sum friends

situation : friend trying 2 teacher another friend ( girl ) how 2 play footsal

guy : do you head ?

girl : what ???

guy : can you head ?

girl : har ??? ( really confused look )

guy : head... header the ball

girl : owh... header

So still think they are innocent ?

screwed

I got a vector test 2morrow and i haven study and cant sleep....




I seriously hate vectors =.=....



point, line, plane, angle....



All in 3-D ( more complicated than maple story haha )

~I wan a beanie!!! ~

19

wow i am 19.

I guess time sure travels fast.

Thx every1 4 wishing me ( may wern 1st - andy last 4 2day ).The power of facebook man.Without facebook i wun know who's bday is when.

And its also Juju's bday.Met the jaychou wannabe in NS and became good friends b4 we even knew we had the same bday. So happy bday baby. Stop pouring hot water and farting on trees k.

Gonna spend even saturday in college cause i have 2 study cause i believe college = study ; home = chilling.

Last teen year man....I feel less young already

i need 2 smoke..... literally

Seriously....

Cant take life anymore

Its too dam farked up and stressed up

And no1 seems 2 care how stress i feel

They just see the " fun " i have at home

I go out alot and on the com just 2 release stress

But it seems whatever i do is wasting my time

Go study Go study

I feel like smoking,taking weed,crying all at the same time

I wish this was all just a bad dream and i will wake up and will be in form 4

School life is so chilling

Lucky bast****

Seriously... just pray 4 me and give me some support

I cant take it anymore

and i guess i am gonna be 19 feeling like this

wow....

life's a bitch

Dead or Alive You Spin Me Round

matches my 70"s hair style


_cutting hair soon_

stupid old neighbour zzzz

Me : hello ?

x : hello. Who is this ?

Me : er... Matthew.

x : good evenig matthew, this is your neighbour.

Me : ..... good evening

x : can you check whether you have water in your kitchen...

Me : =.= zzzz yes we have water in the kitchen....

x : thank you.

Man.... those old ppl next door seriously cant die.

They were so old 10 years ago

lame jokes

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the
past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father
still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!

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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

-sorry cant really update.Quite bz~

random quote : a girls best makeup is her smile

Damsel....dats tight

went climbing ( just like any other friday ) with don and danny, later joined by justin and eugene. Managed to reach my target of finishing the orange top rope route.Its a 5C + route which is pretty weak but since i got no strenght, i guess i am doing fine. Hope 2 master most of the 5C+ routes by end of feb.

Cny hols are over so fast.You w8 and w8 4 the 1 week hols and b4 u know it, its over... wtf man. Now no more breaks till study break which is in like april... Haizzz stress stress stress... Hope i dun get grey hair.

so this is scarlet johanson...

~awesome~

tagged...

Just had a nightmare. =.= havent had 1 in a really long time so i guess i will do dannys tag.

The rules:Bold/change font colour for the statements that are true to you.Italise the statements that you WISH are true.Leave the Fibs alone.

I miss somebody right now.( abit )

I don't watch tv these days.

I wear glasses or contact lenses.

I've tried marijuana.

I have been in a threesome.

I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship

I believe honesty is usually the best policy ( usually...depends )

I curse sometimes

I have change a lot mentally over the last year.

I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. ( want 2 get a swiss army knife but no funds )

I'm TOTALLY smart. ( i wish )

I've broken someone's bones.

I'm paranoid sometimes

I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. ( i am 2 sexy already )

I need money right now.( who doesnt )

I love sushi. ( cant stand it )

I talk really,really fast.

I have long hair.( but its curly sobs )

I have lost money in Las Vegas.

I have at least one sibling

I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past

I couldn't survive without Caller I.D ( sum number is wishing me happy new year and cny and i dunno who it is... )

I like the way I look( sexy )

I am usually pessimistic. ( no idea wat it means )

I have a lot of mood swings.( noo... i dun pms )

I have a hidden talent. ( the art of acting thin )

I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.

I have a lot of friends. ( not really but they last 4 life )

I am currently single ( sadly... but not that desperate yet )

I have pecked someone of the same sex. ( =.= )

I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. ( dats homo )

I love to shop. ( depends )

I enjoy window shopping. ( cheapest way to shop... i like ^^ )

I don't hate anyone. ( revenge is sweet like ice-cream baby )

I dislike them.

I'm a pretty good dancer.( work in progess but i dance better high )

I have a cell phone

I believe in god

I watch MTV on a daily basis. ( dun even have the channel )

I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. ( indians have high tolerence )

I've rejected someone before.

I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.( why else do a-level )

I want to have children in the future.( definately )

I have changed a diaper before.

I've called the cops on a friend before. ( me : officer, arthur is on fire again... officer: him again... 3rd time this week already. ) lol

I'm not allergic to anything. ( temperature change - causes me 2 sneeze alot )

I have a lot to learn.

I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger

I have tried alcohol before.

I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.

think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.

I have used my sexuality to advance my career

I watch spongebob squarepants and I like it.( spongebob is awesome )

I have dated a close friends's ex.

I am happy at this moment. (feeling confused )

I'm obsessed with guys.

I study for tests most of the time. ( ri~ght )

I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.

I can work on a car.

I am comfortable with who I am right now. ( guess so )

I have more than just my ears pierced.

I spend ridiculous money on makeup.

I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. ( does being so dam rich count ? )

I'm proficient in a musical instrument. ( it says i passed my grade 7 cert but i dun practice )

I worked at McDonald's restaurant.

I hate office jobs.

I love sci-fi movies.

I went college out of state.

I like sausage.

I fall for the worst people. ( she is farking cute sigh )

I adore bright colours.

I can't live without black eyeliner. ( wow... )

I don't know why the hell i just did this stupid thing. ( fark you danny, its still not yet over. zzz dam knn long )

I usually like covers better than originals. ( huh ... )

I can pick up things with my toes. ( lazy ma )

I can't whistle.

I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.

I have ridden/owned a horse.( kinda )

I still have every journal I've ever written in.

I can't stick to a diet. ( dieting r 4 losers )

I talk in my sleep.

I try to forget things by drowning them with distractions ( who doesnt )

I have jazz in my blood.

I wear a toe ring

I am a caffeine junkie. ( suit cha junkie maybe )

I will collect anything, and the more nonsesical, the better.

I only clean my room when necessary.

I love being happy.( awesomeness )

I am an adrenaline junkie

I have a round ass O O ( only spongebob has a square ass right ? )

I have a slender body ( work in progress )

I have nice eyes( why wouldt i )

I think this world is a beautiful place ( could be worse )

I understand that everyone has feelings, and wants to feel important,so I'll smile and tell them not to give up on their dreams :)

And since I'm ( danny ) feeling a bit creative, I'll add one more rule to this tag.

Add 5 of your own tag lines :

dancing is awesome

i hate the Jonas Brothers

I love chiliing and watching the clouds/stars

I love free things

I have a sexy natural french manicure ( i bet no1 can say they do but me wahahaha jelous ? )

I tag :

-andrea

-kok yang

-Hui lynn

-and any other jobless ppl who read my blog ( dam tired 2 type )

How malaysian elections are like...

we also have phantom voterz

AC/DC - Back in Black

need 2 listen 2 this 2 calm myself....stupid idiot pisses me off =.=

feeling really down...

it feel wierd not falling in love with sum1...

Friday is climbing day

Went climbing on friday with don,danny and albert.Belayed for the 1st time.Easier than i expected though i haven thought much of the fact that i am holding the persons life in my hand...literally.

Will be climbing every friday and hopefully will manage 2 complete the stupid orange route.Must 1st master gripping the stupid octopus hold zzzz.For more pics i suggest go 2 Danny's new blog, http://www.dannysiah.blogspot.com/ think. Cant w8 to try on your kangaroo shoes danny ^^. Yea man can finally dunk this year using those cool shoes.

Even though 1 week since college started, i got 2 do like 200 questions in differentiaion and intergration and i am so far behind schedule.Freaking hard shyt and i got other stuff 2 study.Hopfe 2 finish it sumhow b4 friday ( maths and bio test on friday gg.com)

Oh yea....saw 1 of the ppl i hate the most yesterday in kfc.Stupid school classmate that is dam fucked =.= . I guess chay and tze will agree with me. Didnt bother to say hi or achnoledge his presence. knn he can go rot in hell. I seriously cant stand him till i wun go 2 his funnerel 21 course buffet.

the act pro and emo look ( cool phone danny )

chilling~ ( what i do best )

Lets go climbing !!!

ps.i still got your yearbook....

08 memories...

what happened 2 me in 08

• celebrate new year in ns camp with hair ( shaved off the same day =.= )
• shot with a m-16
• fell in love
• had a different bday celebration in ns
• suffered in a-levels ( will suffer even more this year )
• got my 1st singh friend
• started b-boying
• started slacklining
• started climbing
• more basketball
• met new idiots
• learned usefull chinese phrases
• met friends i haven seen in years....
• still not dead

Things 2 expect in 09

• getting thinner and sum muscles
• hopefully become a decent climber and b-boy
• mayb going 2 mulu caves
• doing miraculously in my a-levels
• kok yang being emo
• arthur startling the witch
• and of course.... Chua Soi Lek season 2

~Happy New Year ppl~

got 2 do 3 weeks of hw in 3 days...